allhalebreaksloose:

interstellarmage:

i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,

KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE

i wonder what he’s up to these days.

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Let’s Face It; We All Do This To Our Muses At Least Once A Day.

monstersofcircumstance:

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femdenmark:

important otp thing to consider: who rocks the ferris wheel seat 

1863-project:

kiango:

missespeon:

auwa:

fiztheancient:

fireskink:

jacketlizard:

jetgreguar:

grandmasterflash:

tumblr you can keep your glorified nostalgia about the wild thornberries and tony hawk’s pro skater and getting to hold the flea-ridden stuffed lion during the d.a.r.e program and what have you because THIS right here.  now THIS was the essence of the 90s

YOU’LL CALL NOW

oh man it took me literally 2 seconds of this video to remember exactly how the rest of it went

I hated this commercial. Turns out I still hate it.

OH MY GOD THIS DAMN COMMERCIAL

I CAN’T FUCKING STOP LAUGHING its as awful as i remembered it

i cant quite explain this commercial and how it came back to me like

i couldnt remember the exact words by heart but. everything they said chimed in my head like a song i’d heard a long time ago. it was almost rhythmic, buried deep in my memory. it was probably the most bizarre way ive ever remembered something.

I GOT 1.5 SECONDS IN AND MY HEART SANK I FEEL LIKE CRYING

Yeah, I remember this. Now I feel old.

Anonymous sent:

Tell us more about Dori being a secretive asshole then UwU

sam-ptarmigan:

asparklethatisblue:

He once reduced one of Nori’s datefriends to tears by quietly and politely asking about their life and what they can offer to his little brother, making remarks about all of their insecurities and flaws (the ‘not good for Nori’ sort of flaws). He did it so sweetly that the datefriend didn’t even realize that they needed to defend themselves. Ended with Nori pouting about daring such a wuss 

As a child he once sweet-talked a Dwarf who was bad for their business (by stealing their customers) into moving to the other side of the mountain. 

He can make all of the guard be vaguely uncomfortable and they don’t even know why that pretty polite Dwarf looks threatening. He just does. and he is.

Both Ori and Nori’s partners will get vague threats if they do stuff in Dori’s own house or, in Nori’s case, let themselves be talked into banging somewhere Dori just cleaned. 

He once dirty talked Balin so politely and subtly that Balin only got it five hours later

I am sorry, the best stuff was something I already drew;;;;;

I love Dori being terrible. And particularly the mental image of Balin suddenly looking up in startled understanding from his work, quill paused in mid-scratch, as he realizes that all that polite small talk about housekeeping was in fact an offer to haul his ashes.